What have people been typing into Google to find my blog recently?
The usual disturbing mix of blood and love, fake tits and Shakespeare:
- love and a dead rat
- bloody love (blogs)
- blood in a winter's tale
- pictures of costumes for shakespears' A Winter Tales [withering sic]
- perfect fake tits
Some underwear now creeping in too:
- green knickers showing
- baseball players in tightie whities
Plus a couple of wtfs:
- poem about washing-up brush
- adopt your own virtual egg!
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
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I had one recently that killed me - unfortunately I didn't write it down, as now for some reason statcounter seems to only list last five, which stinks - but it was very close to
"non-pornographic intimate pictures of grandmothers"
How they got referred to me, I don't know, and am not sure I want to either.
(Of course now, if they come looking again, they'll land here)
Excellent! I wonder how many hits kani has had for his bestial cunnilingus?
(A cunning way of getting that one onto my blog too.)
The old (and boring) post on my blog that consistently gets me loads of hits was about going to see the DPTs in concert, the fact that there were a lot of people who looked a lot younger than me there and an aside about a council scrutiny review I was doing on CCTV. Called...
http://mattdaviesharingey.blogspot.com/2006/11/dirty-pretty-things-teenagers-and-cctv.html
I might have dropped down the Google rankings now, but "dirty teenagers" was driving a lot of disappointed people to my blog. Only one or two had also added the "cctv" to their search term...
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